Quote #17403
If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to...
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #4255
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #17611
Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
Quote #4954
To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise...
Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #13782
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #15160
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #20494
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
Quote #2738
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...