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Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #10163
All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
Quote #6467
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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I like to have a man’s knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics,...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #10765
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
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If we resist our passions, it is more from their weakness than from our...
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #9620
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.