Quote #9798
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #1714
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #4050
Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #18247
Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
Quote #13631
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
Quote #20251
First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth.
Quote #11305
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Quote #11235
For life is the mirror of king and slave, ‘Tis just what we are...
Quote #18894
We are different from previous generations of conservatives. We are no longer working to...