Quote #6958
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quote #7933
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
Quote #331
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Quote #4624
A coward turns away, but a brave man’s choice is danger.
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #4163
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #13147
The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #6300
The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Quote #16564
Good habits result from resisting temptation.