Quote #8392
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #3211
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
Quote #4708
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #3633
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #18796
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #15630
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Quote #16048
How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #21249
Silence is more musical than any song.
Quote #21275
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...