Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #21753
A cult is a religion with no political power.
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his...
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #10123
As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
Quote #20038
The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the...
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To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything...
Quote #11599
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #17400
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...