George Carlin Quote #19952 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Redd Foxx Quote #20194 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
H. Jackson Brown Jr. Quote #2752 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13901 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Mae West Quote #2181 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote #20330 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13904 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...