Quote #18671
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #1648
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #1869
One swallow does not make a summer.
Quote #21238
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
Quote #5097
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
Quote #12924
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
Quote #157
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was...
Quote #6895
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...