Quote #7788
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
Quote #15512
Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
Quote #13872
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #20806
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #7439
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Quote #16327
He altered the image of the Jew from that of rabbi, merchant, wanderer, to...
Quote #10038
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation if there should be such a...
Quote #3955
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
Quote #9028
The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new...