Quote #14251
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
Quote #13860
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #13822
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13575
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #2494
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a...
Quote #7204
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
Quote #9758
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.
Quote #14809
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
Quote #20599
You can’t ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.