Quote #4304
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
Quote #20012
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
Quote #19850
Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Quote #13348
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #5904
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else...
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #10664
Anything I’ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile… initially scared me to death.
Quote #21247
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #6532
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...