Quote #9261
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #8432
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #19713
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
Quote #15878
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #16699
In case of doubt it is best to lean to the side of mercy.
Quote #4751
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Quote #8542
It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
Quote #2051
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #9283
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it...
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...