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Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind....
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
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Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a...
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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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There are two ways of meeting difficulties You alter the difficulties or you alter...
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...