Quote #6610
Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...
Quote #9436
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
Quote #21392
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #12309
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
Quote #17595
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #13017
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #6425
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values.
Quote #20404
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #20840
Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.