Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #20676
Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Quote #5509
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #21198
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this...
Quote #15923
How glorious it is – and also how painful – to be an exception.
Quote #6554
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing...
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #13675
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
Quote #18229
There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.