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My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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Do today, what you usually can’t do and save the frequent and usual things...
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People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the...
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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live...