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A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #3840
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
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It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man that gives...
Quote #11392
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #3238
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
Quote #8236
Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped...
Quote #4358
There are some remedies worse than the disease.