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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Ernest Hello

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The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man...
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A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
Ellen DeGeneres

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven...
Korean Proverb

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Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.
Unknown

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If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give...
George Bernard Shaw

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W. Somerset Maugham

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Men seek but one thing in life – their pleasure.
Robert Burton

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Penny wise, pound foolish.
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