Quote #18674
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #12363
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #18995
Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything and when they grow older, they...
Quote #16489
Personal isn’t the same as important.
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #16117
I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the...
Quote #18267
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #15217
We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
Quote #19217
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...
Quote #8293
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few...