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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Aristotle

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...
Chinese Proverb

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To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
William A. Orton

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If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish...
Nez Perces

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The Whites told only one side. Told it to please themselves. Told much that...
Aesop

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Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.
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There is no reality except the one contained within us. That is why so...
Arthur Ashe

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From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
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