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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Johnny Carson

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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Benjamin Disraeli

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Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as...
Zeuxis

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Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Mark Twain

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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Al Boliska

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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
George Eliot

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If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you...
Louisa May Alcott

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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
Charles Sumner

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From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
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