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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Jane Austen

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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13660

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7276

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I’d rather use the nuclear bomb…Does that bother you I just want you to...
Mark Twain

Quote #1571

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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I was in love with loving.
Tom Stoppard

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If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
William McFee

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Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.
Jane Austen

Quote #10356

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...
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