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Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a...
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that...
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Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you’ll turn hearts
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Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out...
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...