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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library...
Sir Arthur Helps

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Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...
Bible

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Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...
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I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...
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Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Bradley Miller

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
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