Quote #18044
The world is my lobster.
Quote #19851
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #6736
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #9087
The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
Quote #17872
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #21201
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #19712
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #19399
After you’ve been in a place for a while, everything starts to look… I...
Quote #7797
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #13629
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...