Quote #18321
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #21057
The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to...
Quote #13645
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #13295
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
Quote #8156
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
Quote #4126
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #4634
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #70
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #9311
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
Quote #18650
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.