Quote #313
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Quote #14892
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #11308
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #764
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let...
Quote #6848
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty not knowing what...
Quote #17743
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #13745
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #14047
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #11699
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #21768
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...