Quote #7829
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #5689
Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that...
Quote #7776
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #10569
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
Quote #3308
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #16430
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Quote #2921
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Quote #12086
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a...
Quote #19013
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden...
Quote #14846
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.