Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #16605
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Quote #8734
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Quote #18671
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #6469
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Quote #5435
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #10750
It gets late early out there.
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #8078
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #3054
Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are...