Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #2471
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #2095
Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
Quote #15102
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #7459
For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.
Quote #16644
Better be quarreling than lonesome.
Quote #14373
Education is a kind of continuing dialogue, and a dialogue assumes, in the nature...
Quote #6548
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #21225
It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to...