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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13875

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
John Ruskin

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I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
Don Delillo

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We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
Fritz Perls

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Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency...
Clive James

Quote #14489

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
Howard Aiken

Quote #8945

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Joan L. Curcio

Quote #12271

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Courageous risks are life-giving, they help you grow, make you brave, and better than...
Linnaeus

Quote #20726

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nature does not proceed by leaps.
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Quote #2995

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A precedent embalms a principle.
Juan Ramon Jiminez

Quote #20602

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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