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I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
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I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...
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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
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With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice...
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Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
Garry Shandling

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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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