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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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To do good thing in the world, first you must know who you are...
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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
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Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for...
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...