Quote #18753
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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The question is not whether you’re frightened or not, but whether you or the...
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #5226
We have met the enemy and it is us.
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #6005
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #10230
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #13978
There is only one way to come into this world there are too many...
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #2368
Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.