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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Albert Einstein

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Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Isaac Goldberg

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Diplomacy is to do and say, The nastiest thing in the nicest way.
F Scott

Quote #13000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Grown up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9346

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Andr Maurois

Quote #2379

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‘Lost Illusion’ is the undisclosed title of every novel.
Oscar Wilde

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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Computer Museum

Quote #6557

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Unknown

Quote #18331

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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