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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
Quote #12513
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #19418
Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.
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Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the...
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #21065
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Quote #2811
The light of the stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So...