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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
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Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #16679
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
Quote #21086
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
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A good friend is my nearest relation.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #16108
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...