Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #18573
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #9737
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #8484
The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting...
Quote #3559
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #15238
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
Quote #454
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men...
Quote #6430
It’s what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.
Quote #1739
Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course...