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Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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Hell is other people.
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When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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Don’t tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never...
Quote #14465
I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best...
Quote #18005
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #17091
We don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. – from the Joy...
Quote #20870
Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex...
Quote #13823
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...