Quote #7166
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
Quote #472
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #21074
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #9515
Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do but...
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #3156
The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
Quote #21004
I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to...
Quote #9597
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #6044
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few...