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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13652

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Alvin Price

Quote #16511

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
G. Gordon Liddy

Quote #20679

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Mark Twain

Quote #1650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20320

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself he must act in...
Norah Jones

Quote #20592

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not...
Edgar Watson Howe

Quote #14311

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
E. B. White

Quote #18918

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Anon.

Quote #3252

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Golda Meir

Quote #3148

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
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