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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power,...
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
James Ramsey

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It is the ultimate wisdom of the mountains that a man is never more...
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets...
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Don’t let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand...
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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