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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
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I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
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What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.