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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Piet Hein

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The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Jerry Coleman

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Zora Neale Hurston

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Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. For some they come...
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12435

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
Buddha

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the...
Piero Ferrucci

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Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you...
Josh Billings

Quote #761

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
Paul Tsongas

Quote #18140

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The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4041

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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