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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the...
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Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you...
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Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.