Quote #7311
At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen,...
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #3124
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #20045
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Quote #415
Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect,...
Quote #16182
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #10246
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #2303
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
Quote #19227
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.