Quote #16672
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #19415
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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‘I wish life was not so short,’ he thought. ‘Languages take such a time,...
Quote #9569
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.
Quote #10438
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...