Quote #7281
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #17211
It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on...
Quote #11472
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #8028
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #13436
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.
Quote #6027
They always talk who never think.
Quote #554
Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with...
Quote #2880
We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams.
Quote #750
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.