Quote #18375
If it weren’t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn’t get done.
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #3260
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your...
Quote #18406
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Quote #2157
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #15515
The family is the country of the heart.
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #3350
Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care, But for...
Quote #6906
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it...