Quote #7282
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #11392
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #11895
‘But it is always interesting when one doesn’t see,’ she added. ‘If you don’t...
Quote #13652
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Quote #9425
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #176
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #10180
The wise learn many things from their enemies.
Quote #1558
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Quote #120
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.