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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
Alan Saporta

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The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Bertrand Russell

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Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried...
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6319

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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Elizabeth II

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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15613

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A sound American is simply one who has put out of his mind all...
Robert Half

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What happens when the future has come and gone
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All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this...
Unknown

Quote #18371

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
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